MERMAIDOGSEAL


I'm always drawing dead cartoon things on the board at work.
Got a request to draw something realistic instead.
Started drawing George but it kind of sucked.
This was the final result. Mermaidogseal.

IRA GLASS


Something I've probably listened to a hundred times in my life, but I still love it.
CLOSING [THE GAP]

HOMAGE


To Mr. Commodore Matthew Perry and Mr. Captain James Lawrence.
By the fantastic Sean Baltzell at TCT.

[COLOR]

SUNDAY BIKES X DETOX RIDE


Rode to East Side for the romantic spot but a train was in the way. Found a new romantic spot which had a better view of the city but was less secluded and a little too far from the river for my liking. Afterwards, headed to the skatepark to watch the Rifkin doppelgängers. Rode to the zoo. Did zoo things. Now, food and nap.

SUNDANCE X FUNNEL


Pretty funny short film about a boring phone conversation. 

ADVENTURE TIME MANUAL


[DRAW]

SHOOTING UP TWINKIES IN AN ALLEY

Some behind the scenes Twinkie testing in an alley.
Yeah, we went to college. Final video [HERE].




video

video

EAT X TWINKIE CANNON



Some friends made a Twinkie cannon.
[WATCH]

A SMART FELLOW


Houv Truths. More credible than Paul Truths. (Sorry Paul).

BOENER GARAGE



"DEATH BY PIZZA"



Dead birthday portrait for the Houv. [COLOR]

"Death By Pizza"
Acrylic on wood
12"x12"



GOOLY


 



BIRTHDAY INGLOURIOUS BEHAVIOUR X BELLY SMELLS




In case you're wondering, it smells like his house. 

HAPPY

birthday to the Houv. Come join us in some inglourious behaviour today.

AMERICAN PSYCHO
[BUTCHER BILLY]

CUSTOM THUNDERDOME COMPLETE




After nearly six months of investing, it's finally complete. And light as a feather.
x All-City Thunderdome aluminum frame
x All-City Thunderdome carbon fork
x SRAM Omnium crankset
x Velocity Fusion 700c rims
x Velocity hubs 32 spoke
x Cinelli stem
x Cinelli Dynamo drop bars
x Cinelli Vai seatpost
x FSA OrbitMX headset
x All-City 16T Cog
x All-City pedals + clips
x All-City Saddle

[BELKEMIGI]

THE PROTEST CONTINUES


Thank Paul for the new favorite trash shirt.

REBUS X SUPER SPOTS



Quick illustration I did for a Rebus event. 

IT LIVES

Getting the sunfire back from the shop tonight. Thanks to friends who drove my ass around all week.

GEORGE GOES TO THE RIVER



George went to the river today. 
Had a blast getting dirty. 
Not so much getting clean. 

THAT TAD GUY MOTIVATES


I don't run but I thoroughly enjoyed this. Download now. Go.
[PURE GOLD]
[THAT TAD GUY]

BIKES X FROZEN RIVER


MROW


Not much of a cat person. But I kind of want one of these. 

SICK X GROSS X STRANDED

Stuck at home the past few days due to snow. Still home, now sick and gross. Ventured to Walgreens for medicine and food stuffs. Car is now stuck at Walgreens. Thanks Joe for braving both the shitty streets and the sight of my grossness to pick me up.

FIRST IN TEN YEARS


It' been at least ten years since I've tasted tea.
Never actually drank a cup full before in my life.
Had a cup today. My taste buds must have matured since.
It's goooood.

Iced tea still really grosses me out. Maybe one day.

STRANGE APPAREL



New [Strange] design for kids shirts and crewnecks. 
Little boys not included. 

WATCHING THIS. STILL?


I always feel like I'm being a little bit judged when this pops up on Netflix.
I'm snowed in dammit. I will watch all the Parks and Rec that I want! Continue, please.

THUNDERDOME CONTSTRUCTION


Mr. Green helps build my bike. Just needs a chain and saddle now. 

FREAKS


TERRY MALTS


Listened to this for a good 6 hours yesterday. 

HOUVENAGLE DANCES


Jake hates everything internet.

NYE INGLORIOUS BEHAVIOUR

Of the 27 new years eves I've had in my life, this was by far the best.