SATURDAY BIKES X MISSISSIPPI BEACH


 




Just a few of my favorite things: Mr. Paul, Mr. Houv, bikes, beer, river, hailing the dark lord.



UPDATE


Took a short hiatus but thought I would post an update. I have spent most of the past week or so in between work and visiting at the Children's Hospital. This is my fourteen year old cousin, Katya. A completely normal kid who happened to wake up one morning, paralyzed from the neck down. She has been diagnosed with a rare condition called Transverse Myelitis- an inflammatory disease in the spinal cord causing paralysis. Over a week of constant tests, steroid injections, plasma exchanges, shots, medications, etc, she is gaining a little movement in her arms and the sense of touch on her skin. There is a constant flow of doctors and nurses in her room at all times. She has been in the ICU but they hope to move her up to a physical therapy ward soon where she will likely stay for a few more weeks. Katya and I have been watching movies, reading Harry Potter, eating candy, and hanging up 1Direction posters in her room to keep entertained. Despite how hard it must be for an energetic kid to be bed ridden 24/7, she is in pretty good spirits. She even requested that I draw her as a T-Rex because she feels like she has T-Rex arms right now. Anyway, she has been the main thing on my mind lately. Wish her luck in her recovery. 



In other news, work is very busy. Some scouting and photo shoots this week. Kegs with Legs is this Thursday at HL. Go to that.

I did go to record store day this past weekend. I didn't end up purchasing anything, but had the pleasure of listening to Mr. Jim Harper spin some Kiss and Rush and Superfun and the like at Vintage Vinyl. Got some tacos with friends and a short bike ride in too.

In need of some more bike rides. Please inquire.

SATURDAY BIKES


Coffee, river, tacos, naps.

DRAG RACE


Friday night drag races with SpokedSTL.

PRESEASON CLINIC

First bike clinic of the season tonight. It went swell. I didn't die riding brakeless to and from the Velo. 
I learned some neat things tonight. One of those things being, don't fucking hang your bike on that rail.
Instead, lean it against Tom's truck like I done. See all you bike kids next week. 

CIRCUS RATS X PERFORMING DAILY




"Circus Rats x Performing Daily"
A chalk mural for Mr. Brian Cummings' studio.

TOPICS OF DISCUSSION

Occasionally friends and I have deep and meaningful conversations. These are not those conversations.
Here are some email subject lines from recent.

Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table
Butt Stuff
Jake H. Fuckup
God I Love Froot Loops
Hey Fags
Butt Stuff
Gutter Squaw Broken
Eating a Target Hotdog
Mommas And Wieners
Lottery and Fish Sandwiches
Sewing Sock
Bronies
Buttholes!
Get Your Wiener Kisses Here
Who Wants to Get Hammered?
Selfies At Funerals
Spaget!
Cunt
I'm Trapped!
Bike Fails and Ghosts
Some Seamen on My Leg
Paul's Squirrels
Oates. Panties.
Give Your Sore Buttholes A Rest
Getting Drunk
Excellent Gun
More Prison
Dick Pics
A Stupid Mother Fucker Has Died

SOME DEAR, OL' FRIENDS


 ...are recording a new album. [Read about it]. 
A few of my favorite people on and off stage. So check 'em out.
They will be playing tomorrow evening: The Feed/ Off Broadway /April 10th/9PM. 

NINJA WARRIOR

Going to this next week. Get yourself a ticket.

KWL POSTER


Poster design for KWL 'Murica Edition at HL.
Featuring a bit of hand-drawn type.

FORTUNE

confused.

PURCHASED

Purchased this pretty pony print.
Compliments to the [HOUV].
Get yours [here].

TONIGHT

Trash to Art
Koken Art Factory
7pm-midnight

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT


Teammate Zach Slavens going over the bars at Red Hook Crit.

FANCY PARTS

New fancy bike parts for the State. Thanks Mr. Green for assembling.

• All-City Track Fork
• All-City Track Crankset
• Cinelli Vai Seat Post
• FSA Orbit MX Headset
• All-City Pedals
• New stem and bars coming soon.